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The new Batman Trailer



har har

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My current desktop. What's yours look like?

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Cool guys don't look at explosions

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I'm serious. Need a new wallpaper? You WILL find one here.

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Well, now I know the next thing I'm going to do to my xB.

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This bug CREEPS. ME. OUT.

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Daybreakers trailer (a solid looking vampire movie with a twist!)

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Oddly humorous German phrases

sabberst du oder hast du tollwut?
(are you dribbling or do you have rabies)

fur eine le prakolonie ist lhr land ziemlich nett
(your countries quite nice as far as leper colonies go)

dein mutter saugt schweine
(your mother suckles pigs)

hor auf, so laut in dieser nervigen sprache zu reden
(please stop talking loudly in that annoying language)

ich wette du bist ein taubenlecker
(i have you down as a bit of a pigeon licker)

wo ich herkomme ist inzucht verboten
(where i come from incest is not encourged)

ick bin fhergul, ich bin sehr gut fhergul. willst du nich mit mir spass machen?
(i'm a piglet, i'm a very good piglet. don't you want to make fun with me?)

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Mother Russia statue



Simply amazing. And massive.

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